October 30, 2007
A trio of tings
1) I just watched the opening scene of Saw IV and it’s one of the nastiest things I’ve seen in quite some time.
2) I just got a fudge sundae from McDonalds. Out of the drive-thru window he hands me: the sundae, the spoon, the napkin, the nuts…all at one time.
Here’s what I asked him: “Do you not have bags?”
Here’s what I meant: “Am I supposed to put this shit in my lap?”
He was nice about it though. I’m just glad I didn’t get like an extra value meal or a happy meal or anything.
That’s what a terabyte looks like, chumps